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Blowfly – Weird World Of Blowfly – 06 – Shitting Off The

Wednesday, June 30th, 2010


From the 1973 album, The Weird World of Blowfly.

Sciatica Symptoms And Causes – What Causes Sciatica

Monday, June 28th, 2010

Sciatica is a condition that affects the sciatic nerve. In most cases it will become pinched and you will have pain in the lower back and leg. Here are some ways you know if you have sciatica. Most of the time, sciatica has consistent pain running down the left or right leg. The first common cause of sciatica is called Lumbar Spinal Stenosis.  This can be caused by standing or walking for long periods of time. Due to sciatica hits, older people, it can be from years of doing your job, or not participating in physical activity. If you think you have symptoms of sciatica, it is important that you get proper treatment. The next cause of sciatica is a herniated disk.  This is the most common cause of sciatica. A herniated disc happens when the disc bulge or herniates, causing the disk to compress against the sciatic nerve.  This cause can lead to irritation in the lower back, and also create numbness, tingling feeling, and much more. The last common cause of sciatica is Piriformis Syndrome.  This is due to a muscle hitting the sciatic nerve, thus irritating it.  When your muscle spasms, it can lead to compressing the scat nerve.  Not only is this serious, but it could lead to other complications if left untreated.  As you can see, there are many different types of sciatica and how to obtain it. If you think you have any of these, you should see treatment before it is too late. Sciatica needs to be treated when it starts, or complications could increase as you age. 

Sciatica is a condition that affects the sciatic nerve. In most cases it will become pinched and you will have pain in the lower back and leg. Here are some ways you know if you have sciatica.

 

Most of the time, sciatica has consistent pain running down the left or right leg. The first common cause of sciatica is called Lumbar Spinal Stenosis.  This can be caused by standing or walking for long periods of time. Due to sciatica hits, older people, it can be from years of doing your job, or not participating in physical activity. If you think you have symptoms of sciatica, it is important that you get proper treatment.

 

The next cause of sciatica is a herniated disk.  This is the most common cause of sciatica. A herniated disc happens when the disc bulge or herniates, causing the disk to compress against the sciatic nerve.  This cause can lead to irritation in the lower back, and also create numbness, tingling feeling, and much more.

 

The last common cause of sciatica is Piriformis Syndrome.  This is due to a muscle hitting the sciatic nerve, thus irritating it.  When your muscle spasms, it can lead to compressing the scat nerve.  Not only is this serious, but it could lead to other complications if left untreated. 

 

As you can see, there are many different types of sciatica and how to obtain it. If you think you have any of these, you should see treatment before it is too late. Sciatica needs to be treated when it starts, or complications could increase as you age. 

Need Help on What Causes Sciatica? If you have any of these Sciatica Nerve Causes, it is important that you receive the proper sciatica treatment. What happens to you in the future all depends on how you treat your Sciatica today.

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Sunday, June 27th, 2010


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“Hollywood Networking”

Sunday, June 27th, 2010

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“Hollywood Networking”
by
Donald L. Vasicek (credits: Warriors of Virtue, The Crown, The Sand Creek Massacre, Born to Win, The Lost Heart, Born to Kill)
Olympus Films+, LLC
Writing/Filmmaking/Consulting

http://www.donvasicek.com

dvasicek@earthlink.net
The first time I raised my game to a higher level in my screenwriting career it scared the shit out of me.
As part of my networking scheme a few years ago, I went to the Sundance Producer’s Conference in Sundance, Utah. Even though I live in Colorado and the majestic Rockies are always visible from my window, Sundance was equally as beautiful. Three days and three nights there was more than anyone could wish for even though it’s damn safer here than in the wilds of networking in the film industry. Osama Bin Laden, you never know who means what. It’s all subtextual, you know, like reading between the lines.
It was solid meetings, workshops, panels, screenings and parties. I met a multitude of people who work in independents and mainstream Hollywood folk. Many of them chaired workshops and led meetings. I learned a great deal about producing movies from some of the top people in the film industry.
Just like layering your scripts with subtextual material, the Sundance Producer’s Conference was also layered with subtextual material. Besides the business at hand, people showed an interest in meeting each other. And there were over 300 of them at the conference.
I focused my attention on mainstream Hollywood people. The reason for this is that I believed at the time and still do that in order to succeed in this business, I have to continue to move deeper into Hollywood even though my heart beats for the independents. We need each other if all of us are to succeed.
This movement, if it is that, is to meet and link up with as many people as possible. I want to get to know them and I want them to get to know me even though it causes me to sweat in the dead of winter and lose weight even though I stuffing myself with fat.
So, even though I am basically shy and quiet, I sucked it up and pushed myself into introducing myself to everyone. I knew this was it, I either did it, or I had to go back to sitting with dead bodies and writing (I still haven’t decided whether funeral homes or cemeteries are quieter. I do know both places are excellent places to write. Dead bodies don’t move, or make any noise or want anything. They just repose like logs in a forest. They recycle.)
I met several top Hollywood executives, but none from a major studio. I even helped one exec who presently is one of the power kings in Hollywood use the pickle fork at our buffet dinner (best way I know of to meet others since the suits and the peasants dine together with this arrangement). He was trying to stab these small sweet pickles with his dinner fork to put on his plate, and they keep hopping away, and a couple of times, jumped to the floor.
I said (my heart beating wildly), gawking at his name tag, “Here, Skeezix, use this pickle fork.” He looked up at me (he has eyebrows looked like Groucho Marx’s, you know, big, dark and bushy). He took the fork and successfully stabbed about a dozen and put them on his plate.
He said, “Thanks, my name is Skeezix.” He held out his hand to shake. His plate tipped and a couple of pickles rolled off his plate and plunked on the floor.
I said, “Yes, I know, I saw it on your name tag.” He glanced at mine. It was amazing how fast his eyes moved.
“Don Vahsicheck?”
“No, Don Vasicek. Nice to meet you, Skeezix.”
“I don’t know why they make these damn pickles so small.”
“You don’t suppose whoever makes them is a small person?”
He looked at me; puzzled. I thought, oh, shit, he took me wrong, no sense of humor, and no writer’s imagination either. “I’ve always been impressed with your movies, Skeezix,” I said in an attempt to divert him.
“I don’t blame you, even if I have to say so for myself. What films have you produced?”
“Well, actually, I’m a writer/filmmaker. I just finished writing, directing and producing “Faces.”
The rest of the pickles tumbled to the floor like minature logs rolling down a hill. Both of us watched them fall. It was like slow motion. We scrambled and picked them up.
“I have some projects that just might fit you.” I handed him my business card.
He looked at the pickles in the palm of his hand, then at the card. “Wasn’t “Faces” a John Cassavettes film?”
I slipped the card in his shirt pocket (another daring move and my heart told me so as it leaped into my throat). “I’m sure he’d embrace my “Faces”, Skeezix. I’ll be in touch.” I took off like a comet.
Well, life went on after that in spite of the pickles and the fact that I had overlooked Mr. Cassavettes’ “Faces” when I titled my film in addition that my 100% white cotton banded collar shirt was stuck to me like a wet towel. However, I was relieved. I had interacted with a big boy and had gotten away with it.
I even mixed with Samuel Goldwyn, Paramount, New Line Cinema, Miramax, October Films, Good Machine, Killer Films, 20th Century Fox, Polygram, Universal, and banking and investmenet people at a party the next night. I approached others always trying to find them alone so I could give them my best shot, and the most successful way I did that was to talk with them about their interests before I plugged my interests in. I learned that these people were people, just like I was a person.
A couple of weeks after the conference, I sent Skeezix a letter and pitched him several scripts of mine. I never heard back from him.
Time passed. I kept him updated with holiday greetings and blurbs on what I had accomplished in each past year. He moved on from the company he was with to a major studio and become a co-president of a newly created division. I sent him a congratulatory letter and a jar of Cosmic dill pickles.
The next holiday season I sent him my usual holiday greeting with the usual blurb on what I had accomplished during the past year. A couple of weeks later, his assistant, Archie, called me and asked to see a script I had mentioned in the holiday greeting. This was the first time I had heard back from him even though it was indirectly.
Bear in mind this was right in the middle of the holiday season. And nobody, particularly studio executives, do any business from November until the third week in January. I think they ride ballons over the Serengeti or something like that even though I know for a fact some of them go to the Hamptons. I told Archie that I was right in the middle of a rewrite on it and would get it to them as soon as I finished it. Archie asked me how long that would be, that he had to give Skeezix a timeline.
I swallowed. My throat was very dry and my water bottle was in another part of the house, about a thousand miles away. “About a month,” I said dryly (literally). I was damned if I was going to send Skeezix or Archie or anyone else any other copy of the script. What in the hell was I rewriting it for?
Archie said matter-of-factly that would be fine. I bet to myself at the time he was snacking on Palmetto caramels and washing them down with cola.
I hustled after that, but not really. You know, it was like, okay, so Skeezix wants to see my script. He had Archie call me. So, I thought, let them wait. Why in the hell should I cancel my vacation plans?
My wife and I travelled to Ecuador and rode in a truck. The Chevrolet logo was on the odometer, but the steering wheel had the Ford logo, (go figure) over a mountain pass returning from the Cloud Forest with Hector. I taught Hector how to say cow in English. He taught me how to say tree in Spanish although I already knew that and I’ll bet he already knew how to say cow in English.
I gave him some Cliff bars for a tip since he was thin. He laughed and told me about how he and his brothers get drunk every Saturday night as he rounded a precipitous and precarious curve on a dirt road about 10,000 feet up. He pounded and pounded on the horn. As we rounded the curve, a bus made in the 1950′s full of people, chickens, pigs and dogs and that included on top, the sides and the hood of the bus as well as inside of the bus, stopped. It backed up until it found a small place off the road so that we could get by. When we drove by, several people spit at us.
I did finish the script even though no one told me to wear long pants in the Cloud Forest. I counted 43 mosquito bites on my legs and had to scratch and write and write and scratch. And it didn’t help any when I went to bed at night. We had a wool blanket, compliments of the cool nights.
I got the script off to Veronica, Skeezix’s story editor. About eight days later, Archie called me.
He told me that Veronica thought the story was a good story and it was a fine read. He said it wasn’t quite right for them, that they’re passing on it. I asked him why. He said they had trouble with a couple of the subplots. I asked him what it would take to bring the script back to them. He said, “attachments, strong attachments.” I said okay, give my best to Skeezix and Veronica, and I’ll be back.
So, I had my agent call Skeezix. He pushed her off onto Archie. Archie told her to bring back strong attachments and they’ll talk. So, we’re still working on that even though I had gotten rid of the mosquito bites by then. And the more I expose the script to others, the more I hear about how much they like it and they aren’t giving me any shit about my wanting to direct the movie.
Well, suffice to say, I did write a couple of dozen more scripts. I worked on another major studio picture as a writer/consultant and sold another screenplay which was produced. And I still send Skeezix updates on what I am doing along with Archie and Veronica. And I just heard that Skeezix was made president of one of the major studios. My, my and I taught him how to use a pickle fork.
The fine point of all this is that raising your game to a higher level gets you places even if it scares the shit out of you, but you’re the one who has to do it. See, Kobe Bryant.

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Award-winning writer/filmmaker Donald L. Vasicek studied producing, directing and line producing at the Hollywood Film Institute under the renowed Dov Simens and at Robert Redford’s Sundance Institute.

Construction Workers Treat Slut To A Hardcore Fuck

Saturday, June 26th, 2010

Watch this slut drink piss, get fucked, and eat a dildo before eating an actual cock!

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Orgies generally have no order in the scheme of sex acts, but this slut in particular favors a warm piss bath to jump start her fuck-fests. Her fuck buddies know this, and they always come prepared with a full bladder in order to let the slut drink their warm, stinky piss before fucking her!

Today is a unique day, because someone brought along a newly-purchased dildo! The slut gets first dibs on the sex toy, and as a result, gets her mouth stretched by the huge black dildo! After choking and gagging on the length and girth of the sex toy, the slut then begs for a real dick!

Everything that the slut has gone through so far is only a preparation for the real deal – when cocks penetrate her mouth and pussy simultaneously, always striving to make this intense DP a moment for the slut to remember forever!

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Fetch! with Ruff Ruffman S1 Ep 18 – Scat Cat, Scat (3 of 3)

Friday, June 25th, 2010


There’s been a break-in! While Ruff was away at a Canine-Television-Entertainment-Convention, someone broke into his doghouse and stole his new kneeboard. He sends Noah out to learn the ins and outs of kneeboarding, while another team of FETCHers learns how to track all types of wild animals.

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Thursday, June 24th, 2010


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Thursday, June 24th, 2010


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In Search of the Himalayan Holstein- A Stock Photo Spoof

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

From Holland to the Himalayas

No one is sure when the first Holstein cows made the long migration from Holland to the Himalayas, but those interested in such matters speculate that it was in the late 1700’s. It is believed that these Himalayan Holsteins are the purest of modern Holstein cattle as their remote and rocky habitat has isolated them from other breeds for hundreds of years. This remarkable branch of the popular breed of milk cow has adapted well for life in their mountainous habitat.

Mountain Goats, Antelope, and Yaks

Among the unique traits of the Himalayan Holstein are it’s ability to climb with the sureness of hoof of mountain goats, the strength and agility to leap like antelope, and the ability to survive on terrain so barren of vegetation that even a Yak would starve. These remarkable beasts have developed a sense of smell so keen that they can locate a single sprout beneath several feet of snow.

They also have become quite adept a raiding the alfalfa fields of villagers in the dead of night utilizing their amazing athleticism to bound easily over the rock fences erected by the villagers.

The Stealth of a Snow Leopard

Over the years the Himalayan Holstein has become as stealthy as the much-fabled snow leopard. Their Black and White camouflage hides serve them well in the patchy snow and harsh shadows of the higher elevations.

It is a rare privilege to see a single Himalayan Holstein let alone a batch (the scientific name for three or more Himalayan Holsteins gathered together in one place). You can imagine, then, my excitement at being able to photograph these three cows as they watched the sunrise.

The Quest for a Stock Photo

For years I had thirsted for a shot of these amazing creatures for my stock picture collection. This was my third trip to the Himalayas in a effort to fulfill that desire. The first two had been disappointments. The closest I had come to sighting one of these rare beasts was some frozen hoof prints on a remote glacier and the stories I heard from my Sherpa guides as we huddled around the campfire at night. But on this, my third expedition, fortune was with me.

Cluster Peaks and Fresh Scat

I had heard rumors among the villagers and Sherpas that Himalayan Holsteins are very found of watching the sunrise and would often climb atop the highest peaks available to catch the burgeoning dawn. Apparently they prefer clusters of sharp peaks that facilitate both a good view of the sunrise and a clear view of any potential threats as well. I was lucky.

A local villager had shared with me that he had seen their tracks near just such a cluster of peaks, with relatively fresh scat, to indicate their presence. Nonetheless, I had to wait patiently in a blind, downwind of the peaks, for almost three weeks before the coming light of the dawn revealed these three excellent specimens.

I was only able to get this one shot off. Even though they were over a hundred yards away they apparently heard my shutter click and in an instant they had bounded away and out of site.

Base Camp, Laptops, and Stock Photography

Back at my base camp I downloaded my shot onto my laptop. I was elated to see that I had captured a clear, sharp photograph, the only known photograph, of a batch of Himalayan Holsteins. Not just an incredible memory, but also an important and valuable addition to my stock photography collection.

Shitting Glitter “Mustache Rides 5¢”

Monday, June 21st, 2010


A dirty old style carnival with drag queens, corn on the cob, cupcakes, clowns, and all sorts of mischeif, culminating with a live auction. Directed by Von Edwards, Shot and Edited by Jessica Lawless